Remembering December:

Come back my baby, come back my dear
I feel like misbehaving and I'm the only one here
So I drank up my whiskey, and topped off my beer
I'm crippled in the crazy and I'm squandered in the smear

The floorboards are freezing and the windows seem to leak
This sauce isn't helping, so i'll pour another drink
Remembering December's like pulling my teeth
A sun tan in January captures me

Yes, this has started biting, I can feel it coming in
This glass has gone empty and these walls have worn thin
I've had my fill before this, and I'll have my fill again
So get me back to zero cause I can't remember when